Look Around You, Series Two

Pam:
Who could forget when the Post Office Tower spent 7 weeks at number one [due to a clerical error]?

Leonard Hatred:
(on Psilence spray) Well, my parents were both heavy snorers and I was a light sleeper...We lived at Heathrow at first. Later we moved. But it was to Gatwick (laughs nervously). Then I moved to the countryside but they built an abattoir next to my house. And my wife has this condition where she screams constantly. And her sister moved in and she has the same condition...

Peter:
Well, you've certainly given the ghost of Tchaikovsky something to think about.

Peter:
Thanks, Tchaikovsky, Thaikovsky.