Lopez vs Lopez, Season 1

Lopez vs Lopez (2022–present) is an American television multi-camera sitcom, airing on NBC, that stars George Lopez and Mayan Lopez as fictionalized versions of themselves along with Matt Shively, Brice Gonzalez, Al Madrigal, and Selenis Leyva in su… more »

George Lopez:
All Latino kids drink it. My mom's breast milk went straight into my coffee. Didn't stunt my growth.

Rosie:
It's true. His head is still growing.

George Lopez:
(on the phone) Hey, what's up? Aw, man, how you doin'? It's been a long time, huh? It's good to hear from you, man. Yeah, we need to get a beer. All right, later. (high-pitched voice) Bye.

Mayan Lopez:
Who was that?

George Lopez:
Um, Verizon.

Rosie:
He always uses phone companies when he's lying. He used to get a ton of calls from a hoochie named Pacific Bell.

George Lopez:
It's just, uh, Don Patino.

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