Lopez vs Lopez, Season 1

Lopez vs Lopez (2022–present) is an American television multi-camera sitcom, airing on NBC, that stars George Lopez and Mayan Lopez as fictionalized versions of themselves along with Matt Shively, Brice Gonzalez, Al Madrigal, and Selenis Leyva in su… more »

George Lopez:
Come on, Mayan, talk to me.

Mayan Lopez:
Not right now. I'm pretending these moles are your head.

George Lopez:
I just thought once you saw Don that you'd remember the good times.

Mayan Lopez:
No. I remember what he does to you. The old Dad I couldn't rely on comes back when Don's around. I mean, he's been here one day and you've already lied to me. Mom and I want nothing to do with him.

Rosie:
Look what your godfather got me. I feel like a cartel leader's wife.

Mayan Lopez:
Are you really forgiving Don just because he bought you a coat that makes you look like Mary J. Blige?

Rosie:
I haven't necessarily forgiven him, but a fur coat is a good start. I'm gonna go see what this looks like in front of the fun mirrors.

George Lopez:
See? Don's a good guy, Mayan, and he's missed you. Guess what he named Flyin' Mayan?

Mayan Lopez:
A strain of weed?

George Lopez:
No, but side hustle. He named his racehorse after you.

Mayan Lopez:
A horse is supposed to make up for ripping my family apart?

George Lopez:
Yes. It's a thoroughbred, Mayan. It was thoroughly bred. But listen, I know you blame Don for everything that I did wrong, but I make my own bad decisions. So if you're be mad at somebody, be mad at me.

Mayan Lopez:
I am mad at you!

George Lopez:
Why? What did I do?

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