Lopez vs Lopez, Season 1

George Lopez:
Come on, Mayan, talk to me.

Mayan Lopez:
Not right now. I'm pretending these moles are your head.

George Lopez:
I just thought once you saw Don that you'd remember the good times.

Mayan Lopez:
No. I remember what he does to you. The old Dad I couldn't rely on comes back when Don's around. I mean, he's been here one day and you've already lied to me. Mom and I want nothing to do with him.

Rosie:
Look what your godfather got me. I feel like a cartel leader's wife.

Mayan Lopez:
Are you really forgiving Don just because he bought you a coat that makes you look like Mary J. Blige?

Rosie:
I haven't necessarily forgiven him, but a fur coat is a good start. I'm gonna go see what this looks like in front of the fun mirrors.

George Lopez:
See? Don's a good guy, Mayan, and he's missed you. Guess what he named Flyin' Mayan?

Mayan Lopez:
A strain of weed?

George Lopez:
No, but side hustle. He named his racehorse after you.

Mayan Lopez:
A horse is supposed to make up for ripping my family apart?

George Lopez:
Yes. It's a thoroughbred, Mayan. It was thoroughly bred. But listen, I know you blame Don for everything that I did wrong, but I make my own bad decisions. So if you're be mad at somebody, be mad at me.

Mayan Lopez:
I am mad at you!

George Lopez:
Why? What did I do?