Lopez vs Lopez, Season 1

Lopez vs Lopez (2022–present) is an American television multi-camera sitcom, airing on NBC, that stars George Lopez and Mayan Lopez as fictionalized versions of themselves along with Matt Shively, Brice Gonzalez, Al Madrigal, and Selenis Leyva in su… more »

[Chance Lopez-Van Bryan is shown wearing a George Lopez costume.]

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
Orale! I'm George Lopez! Oh, my God.

Mayan Lopez:
Chance, what are you doing?

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
Practicing for my hero presentation. Let me tell you about a day in the life of a hero like me. I wake up at 7 and crack open a beer. Then I notice I have a cool, new bruise. Whoa! Where did that come from? And then I shrug and go back to sleep, because thinking is hard.

[Chance Lopez-Van Bryan sleeps on the couch, then he wakes up.]

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
Uh-oh! It's noon. Time to cough in the bathroom for 10 minutes, then have another beer for lunch.

George Lopez:
That really how you see me, Gordo?

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
Yeah, you're a cool 85-year-old who does what he wants. You are my hero.

George Lopez:
No, I'm not, Gordo. A hero sets a better example for a kid.

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
All right. But don't tell my teacher that, because I'm one gold star away from a personal pan pizza.

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