Lopez vs Lopez, Season 1

[Chance Lopez-Van Bryan is shown wearing a George Lopez costume.]

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
Orale! I'm George Lopez! Oh, my God.

Mayan Lopez:
Chance, what are you doing?

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
Practicing for my hero presentation. Let me tell you about a day in the life of a hero like me. I wake up at 7 and crack open a beer. Then I notice I have a cool, new bruise. Whoa! Where did that come from? And then I shrug and go back to sleep, because thinking is hard.

[Chance Lopez-Van Bryan sleeps on the couch, then he wakes up.]

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
Uh-oh! It's noon. Time to cough in the bathroom for 10 minutes, then have another beer for lunch.

George Lopez:
That really how you see me, Gordo?

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
Yeah, you're a cool 85-year-old who does what he wants. You are my hero.

George Lopez:
No, I'm not, Gordo. A hero sets a better example for a kid.

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
All right. But don't tell my teacher that, because I'm one gold star away from a personal pan pizza.