Lucifer, Season 3

Marcus Pierce:
You must be Lucifer.

Lucifer:
Morningstar. [offers a hand] Pleasure.

Pierce:
There was an investigation last year. We interviewed, what was it, ninety-two of your sexual partners? I think I'll refrain from physical contact, if you don't mind. [Lucifer chuckles] You don't seem reckless. Narcissistic, hedonistic. That I see.

Lucifer:
Well, thank you very much.

Pierce:
Not a compliment. Your file's as long as my johnson.

Lucifer:
Oh? Quick read, then?

Pierce:
Hardly.

Lucifer:
Well, I, for one, don't need a file to ascertain you haven't even had a snog in ages, have you?

Pierce:
Accurate.