Lucifer, Season 3

[Cain arrives at Lucifer's penthouse, but it appears Lucifer isn't home]

Cain:
Lucifer? Lucifer? Hello, Lucifer?

[Lucifer steps out from the bedroom, welding mask on his face and revving a chainsaw, but stops when he sees Cain's bored look]

Cain:
If it were that easy to kill me, I'd have been dead a long time ago!

[Lucifer puts down the chainsaw and refers to a list.]

Lucifer:
Right, have you tried... grenade down the throat?

Cain:
Yes.

Lucifer:
[crosses it off] Acid bath?

Cain:
Mmm-hmm.

Lucifer:
[crosses it off] Devoured by wolves?

Cain:
Yes.

Lucifer:
[getting exasperated] Dropped into helicopter blades?

Cain:
Mmm-hmm. I've been trying to kill myself since the Bronze Age. I have tried everything. Even jumped into a volcano once.

Lucifer:
What, you survived molten lava?

Cain:
Yeah, it was a rough six months. Whatever I do, I just... regrow.

Lucifer:
Like a blue-eyed, square-jawed tapeworm. So, if I cut you exactly in half, would there be two Pierces?

Cain:
No. Only one side would heal. I call it the master molecule theory—

Lucifer:
Yes, yes, Wolverine rules. I get it.