Lucifer, Season 5

[Lucifer has just called out Dad/God for torturing everybody all in the name of his "mysterious ways"]

Lucifer:
Ooh, for example: Dad! Are you ever going to tell us why Hell suddenly doesn't need a warden any more?

[There is a long pause]

Dad/God:
I have a good reason.

Lucifer:
Oh! It's a good reason! Well, that explains it. As always, super clear, thanks Pops.

Michael:
What are you even complaining about, Lucifer? You got your own kingdom as a reward for bad behavior.

Lucifer:
[bitterly] Is that how you see it? Being forced to torture souls for hundreds of thousands of years was an 'attaboy'? Sure, I was King of Hell, but I was still in Hell. If that's not a poisoned chalice, I don't know what is! [Lucifer gets out of his seat] You have no idea what that was like, how easy you had it!

Michael:
"Easy"? [scoffs] I spent my entire life in the worst kind of Hell there is.

Amenadiel:
Luci, Michael, come on!

Lucifer:
What could possibly be worse?

Michael:
Sharing a face with you! Guess what? When your twin is the Lightbringer, turns out you have no choice but to live in the shadows!

Lucifer:
We were dealt the same hand, the same face, the same bloody shoulders, except you had a chip on yours so big, you managed to self-actualise it! Oh, no, no, no! There's nothing wrong with him, don't be fooled! You have no one to blame but yourself for who you are!

Amenadiel:
Luci!

Michael:
Oh, I blame you plenty!

Amenadiel:
Michael!

Lucifer:
Of course you do, you petty little sh-

[the candles and lights have gone out, thunder and lightning flashes]

Dad/God:
[booming] CHILDREN!

[Lucifer and Michael glare at each other in the dark, the lights come back on and Lucifer returns to his seat]

Lucifer:
And there it is: the Old Testament Wrath. Wasn't sure you still had it in you.