MacGyver, Season 2

Jack Dalton:
MacGyver, this is me, this is Jack, this is your buddy. Give it to me straight. You know how important my cab is to me; it's my future. You scratched it, didn't you?

MacGyver:
Well, no - not exactly.

Jack Dalton:
Okay, a dent; you put a dent in it.

MacGyver:
Listen, Jack -

[interrupted]

Jack Dalton:
I can live with a dent. Tell me it's a dent.

MacGyver:
It's a little more than a dent. Mr. Thornton and I were riding in your cab chasing this woman, who was actually a man who had a guy with a bazooka waiting and he blew up your cab.

Jack Dalton:
Hold it. Run that back. Run that by me again.

MacGyver:
Um, Mr. Thorton and I were riding in your cab and we're chasing this woman...

Jack Dalton:
No, no, no - just the last part.

MacGyver:
Two guys with bazookas blew up your cab.

Jack Dalton:
They blew up my cab with a bazooka?

MacGyver:
Two bazookas. But I can explain.

Jack Dalton:
Bazookas... you can explain bazookas? YOU CANNOT EXPLAIN BAZOOKAS!

[yelling, lunging out of his hospital bed for MacGyver]