Malcolm in the Middle, Season 2

[The phone rings]

Hal:
Let the machine get it.

Francis:
Hello, it's Francis. Mom, dad, pick up. I'm in the emergency room and the doctors think they will save my leg when they...

Lois:
Francis, are you okay?

Francis:
Ha! Screening your own child. Fine parents you are.

Lois:
Honey, what's wrong?

Francis:
The fact that I have to resort to lies to get you to talk to me . That's what wrong.

Lois:
What do you want, Francis?

Francis:
I don't know, it's Saturday night. I thought I could call and say hi.

Lois:
Can we call you later? Dad and I are kind of busy right now.

Francis:
Alright, let me talk to my brothers.

Lois:
They're not here.

Francis:
Then what are you...ew...oh...