Men Behaving Badly, Series 2

Gary:
Hey, Tony. I can't stay away, can I? (Chuckles) You know that record I brought you? I've had a rethink.

Tony:
Oh, well, I've already sold it to another collector.

Gary:
Well, get it back.

Tony:
I can't. He's probably sold it himself by now.

Gary:
Well, what am I going to tell Dorothy?

Tony:
Well, you said it was your record.

Gary:
I was lying.

Tony:
Well, what's the point of lying to me?

Gary:
I'm sorry. I've sort of got the habit of it with Dorothy. What am I going to do?

Tony:
Why don't you just tell her you sold it for her as a surprise?

Gary:
No, she'd say I was going to keep the money for myself.

Tony:
Weren't you?

Gary:
Of course I was. I'm not a bloody charity, am I? Besides, it's got sentimental value. She'll be upset. She still hasn't forgiven me for burying her gerbil alive.

Tony:
Uh, hang on. Look, you're in luck.

Gary:
Oh, great.

Tony:
Yeah, except it's the normal edition.

Gary:
Oh. Never mind. It'll have to do. Thanks, Tony. You've saved my life.

Tony:
Gary?

Gary:
Yeah?

Tony:
15 quid.

Gary:
It's not that worth much.

Tony:
Yeah, I know. I'd like you to let you have it for less, but I know you're desperate.