Men Behaving Badly, Series 5

[Deborah leaves Judy at the bar with Tony]

Tony:
So how are you two lesbians? Ladians, er... ladies.

Judy:
Sorry?

Tony:
Are you sleeping with Deborah? Erm... are you sleeping in the same flat as Deborah, at the same time on whatever basis?

Judy:
Yes, just for a few days.

Tony:
What... kind of things do you get up to?

Judy:
Y'know, just running around together.

Tony:
Naked?

Judy:
"Naked"?

Tony:
Oh, I'm sorry, I've got this disease that makes me say the wrong word.

Judy:
What's it called?

Tony:
I don't know. I live underneath Deborah.

Judy:
Oh, lucky you, must be nice and warm.

[Tony looks shocked]

Tony:
Do you eat food?

Judy:
Why?

Tony:
I was wondering if you'd like to go for a meal with me sometime.

Judy:
I don't think so.

Tony:
Any particular reason why?

Judy:
Just a question of taste I suppose.

Tony:
Okay, your lifestyle choice.

[Deborah returns from toilet]

Tony:
That'll be one pound sexy, er, sixty.