Men Behaving Badly, Series 6

[Tony is trying to destroy a giant plastic fish with a finger-nail-file]

Deborah:
I saw Gary kissing a woman.

[Tony stops filing]

Tony:
A woman other than Dorothy?

Deborah:
Yes.

Tony:
Are you sure it wasn't Dorothy in disguise?

Deborah:
Yes.

Tony:
Or someone disguised as Gary?

Deborah:
Yes.

Tony:
Blimey... Wayhey!

Deborah:
No, Tony, not "wayhey".

Tony:
No, not "wayhey", sorry.

Deborah:
Gary seemed really keen on this girl, and Dorothy thinks she's pregnant, it's all a big mess.

Tony:
Oh, yes. Still, wayhey!

Deborah:
No!

Tony:
No. No, not, no.

Deborah:
Talk to Gary, he'll listen to you.

Tony:
He doesn't do anything I tell him to do, except for his Ken Dodd impression, he doesn't mind doing that.

Deborah:
Well, find this girl, warn her off Gary. She's one of the delegates. I think her name's Wendy. Here...

[She takes one of Gary's suits from the cupboard]

...wear this, and mingle.

Tony:
Alright, but you must stay, and file my fish.

Deborah:
No.