Mike Tyson Mysteries, Season 1

Marquess:
Michael, try to calm down. Just breathe, okay? Let's be rational.

Mike:
I've killed 10 astronaut, Marquess. Okay. Think rationally.

Marquess:
Good.

Mike:
Do I have anything against astronauts? No way. Because when I became heavyweight champion of the world, it was my dream that an astronaut might take me to other worlds...

Marquess:
Mm-hmm.

Mike:
...for me to be heavyweight champion of those worlds, too.

Marquess:
Okay.

Mike:
I love astronauts.

Marquess:
Uh, okay.

Mike:
So why am I killing astronauts?

Marquess:
Work through it.

Mike:
Think rationally.

Marquess:
Okay, good.

Mike:
I used to be filled with so much rage, I wanted to kill everyone.

Marquess:
Uh... uh, no.

Mike:
But I replaced that rage with love.

Marquess:
No.

Mike:
[getting mad] But now it's coming back and it's focused on astronauts!

Marquess:
Rage down.

Mike:
I know what's happening. The government has implanted a chip in me.

Marquess:
Nope, the government didn't do that.

Mike:
And that chip is making me kill astronauts!

Marquess:
Nope, I guarantee there's no chip in you.

Mike:
But why? Think rationally, Michael!

Marquess:
Stop saying "rationally", 'cause you don't know what it means.