Mike Tyson Mysteries, Season 1

Yung:
Well, if [the Old Wizard's] banned from the casino, how can he gamble again?

Pigeon:
I know a game, a little more private.

Marquess:
Okay, if we're gonna keep talking, we should get out of line.

Mike:
The one at the Sahara?

Pigeon:
Oh, no, I'm banned from that one.

Mike:
The one at Imperial?

Marquess:
[referring to Mike not moving] This is just insensitive.

Pigeon:
No. A bunch of guys got stabbed at that one.

Mike:
The one at the Mandalay Bay?

Pigeon:
There isn't one at Mandalay Bay. And... stop guessing! I could have told you where it was 45 minutes ago.

Marquess:
Just pay the ticket and pull out of here, and we can come back and talk to this man.

Mike:
[to Pigeon] The one at Camelot? [the car behind the Mystery Mobile continues to honk] Stop honking! [gets out of the car]

Marquess:
Mike! Mike! Mike!

Yung:
Dad, where are you going?

Marquess:
It's our fault! This is insanity.

Woman:
Get your car out of there! I gotta take [Criss Angel] to the hospital!

Mike:
How was I supposed to know you had to go to the hospital, you idiot?

Woman:
Why the hell does it take you an hour to get out of the parking garage?

Mike:
Cause I was having a conversation with a wizard!

Marquess:
Oh, just get back in the car, Michael. Michael, just get back in the car!