Mike Tyson Mysteries, Season 1

Mike Tyson Mysteries (2014–2020) is an American adult animated television series, and the first to be produced by Warner Bros. Animation for Adult Swim. The show follows the fictional misadventures of boxer/actor Mike Tyson, the ghost of the Marques… more »

Mike:
I guess if there's a silver lining, it's that tomorrow I'm gonna wake up with no bites.

Yung:
And at least I can go to sleep tonight and not have to worry about getting molested.

Marquess:
[chuckles] Well, I'm still here. [laughs as Yung sighs] Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, my goodness, that's such a poor attempt at humor. [Mike and Yung leave the room] Oh, my... See you all in the morning. Hmm. It's probably going to be awkward in the morning because of that joke I just made. [to himself] Why do you try to be funny, hmm? You have diarrhea of the mouth. This is why you don't have any friends. Ugh. I'll be playing that scene over and over all night. I won't be able to get any sleep. I'm gonna wake up looking like hell. Oh, I got to call that dermatologist. "Well, I'm still here." What were you thinking?

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