Misfits, Series 1

Beverly (the manager):
Excuse me, you can't just help yourself to anything you fancy. This is not a buffet, that's theft. I could have you arrested for that.

Nathan:
Really? For eating some pick 'n' mix?

Beverly:
You're paying for the sweets in your mouth and for that drink.

Nathan:
Beverley. Isn't that a women's name?

Beverly:
Pay up and leave.

Nathan:
Haha, Beverley. That's brilliant. Why did your parents give you a girl's name?

Beverly:
This is your final warning.

Nathan:
Maybe you were born with both sets of genitalia. You know like a chick with a dick.

Beverly:
[talks to a walkie-talkie] Can I have security to the concession stand?

Nathan:
But I’m guessing your parents wanted a boy so they kept your cock and sewed up your clunge.

Beverly:
You’re coming with me.

Nathan:
[talks to his walkie-talkie screaming] I’m being assaulted by a chick with a dick! Help me! They sewed up his clunge! They sewed up his clunge!