Misfits, Series 2

Nathan:
I just realised I haven't died this week.

Simon:
It's only Thursday. There's still time.

Nathan:
Now why would you say something like that? Twat!

Simon:
So you don't love me any more?

Nathan:
OK. So I loved you. Big deal.

Simon:
I think we should talk about it.

Curtis:
I so wanna hear this.

Nathan:
[to Simon] If we'd have... [whistles], that would've been the best sex you've ever had. Correction. That would've been the only sex you've ever had.

Kelly:
Do you ever get embarrassed of anything?

Nathan:
Not really, no.