Misfits, Series 2

Laura (their manager):
Right. Is there anything I need to know?

Nathan:
I'm getting really close to blowing my load, just hovering in the pleasure zone. And then BAM! All hell breaks lose. I tripled myself.

Laura:
I'm not familiar with that term.

Nathan:
You know, tripling. It's when you cum, puke and shit yourself all at the same time.

Kelly:
Fuck's sake!

Nathan:
Three bodily functions. Doing the triple. [Curtis sighs] You're telling me that's never happened to you?

Curtis:
No!

Nathan:
Anyway, I lied about my name, so she probably doesn't even remember me.

Alisha:
I don't think she's ever forgetting you.

Laura:
Anyone else?

Kelly:
I shagged a monkey.

Nathan:
Technically, it was a gorilla.