Misfits, Series 2

Kelly:
You can't go around pretending to be Jesus. What's God going to say?

Marnie:
You haven't even got a beard!

Elliot:
Hey! I gave my life to Him. I went without money and sex. What a joke! I preached and prayed, and no-one gave a shit. You do a few miracles, everyone thinks you're the messiah. Have you seen that lot out there? I've given their lives... meaning.

Nathan:
I'm sorry. Would you mind getting her to stop? That's very distracting.

Curtis:
One of your followers killed my girlfriend.

Simon:
You're exploiting the vulnerable.

Kelly:
You're taking money of people.

Alisha:
Intentionally assaulting girls.

Elliot:
Hey, that's the Catholic Church for you.

Nathan:
Hey, he's got a point. When I was growing up in Ireland, if the priests weren't fiddling with you, you were one of the ugly kids.