Misfits, Series 3

Shaun:
[seeing Rudy and Rudy Two] Who the fuck is this?

Rudy:
It's my auntie. Who do you think he is?

Shaun:
What, you've got a twin brother?

Rudy:
Nowt's getting past you, is it, today? Check out the big brains on the probation worker here.

Shaun:
Why's her wearing a jumpsuit?

Rudy:
Because... sometimes I do my community service, sometimes he does it. We like to mix things up.

Rudy Two:
It keeps it interesting.

Shaun:
This isn't a job share. Whoever does the crime, does the boring, mindless shit.

Rudy:
I have a question, right? What if we we're conjoined twins, yeah, with our heads? They're all mashed together, and we go out in the town, for a few beers, some bloke sees us and he's like, "Oi! You two-headed fuck!" He flips out, goes mental and batters the guy. Who does the community service then? Because they, they are conjoined with one massive head but with two personalities.

Shaun:
Well, we'll come to that bridge when we come to it.

Rudy:
All right.

Shaun:
I'm going to pretend like I never saw this, because I really can't be arsed. Just make sure one of you turns up. [leaves]

Curtis:
[in disbelief] Oh man. That's insane.

Rudy:
The old conjoined twins mind fuck works every time. Doesn't it?