Misfits, Series 3

Rachel:
Will someone please tell me why I'm here?

Alisha:
Really?! You'd better not be here to fuck with us again.

Rachel:
Sorry about the whole brainwashing thing. Got a bit carried away.

Rudy:
Hey, don't sweat it. It's fine.

Curtis:
You weren't even there!

Rudy:
Yeah, I know, but you forgive and you forget, man. And I forgive you.

Rachel:
For what?

Rudy:
For whatever it was they were talking about.

Simon:
What's it like? Being dead.

Rachel:
Well, the big news is there's no God.

Rudy:
Ohh, ho-ho! Thank fuck for that! I might've done one or two things that weren't exactly... Christian in the strictest sense of the word.

Rachel:
Well, none of it matters anyway, so...

Rudy:
Yeah, if there's no God. That's a result.