Misfits, Series 5

Jess:
So, do you want to talk about what's going on with us?

Rudy One:
Yeah, I do. Right, now, when it comes to Finley, there is no us. Honestly, I'll just deny I even know you. "Jess? Who's Jess? Is she that Chinese fellow with a bit of a limp?"

Jess:
So, we can't just be honest about it?

Rudy One:
Of course, we can be honest. We can be honest about it. That's my middle name. Rudy Honest Jeffrey Wade. [they both laugh] You go first.

Jess:
I like you [Rudy pumps his fist], which is really weird because you can be such a total dick.

Rudy One:
Hey, whoa. Well, I refute that. That's... That is refuted.

Jess:
If you want to start seeing me, I'm not going to sneak around. We have to tell Finn.

Rudy One:
Or we could just not tell him. Bingo.