Misfits, Series 5

Rudy One:
[knocks her phone out of her hand into the water] Morning! Good morning, Jessica!

Jess:
What the fuck are you doing? That's my phone!

Rudy One:
Yeah, I know. I've only gone and bloody liberated you. Freed you from the tyrannies of freakin' texting. You free now? Just take off your shackles. Get rid of 'em. Throw it in there. [in sing-song] Free Nelson Mandela, Shoes too small to fit these feet. [speaking normally] He should have gone to Clarks. They do have a bit of a wider fit.

Jess:
You're paying for a new phone.

Rudy One:
What do you mean? You don't have insurance? Bloody hell. Well, some people might call that a bit irresponsible. You know what I mean? [Jess gives him a look] Not me, I think it's adorable. I call it adorable.

Jess:
I call it not having a fucking phone. [storms off]

Rudy One:
Adorable! Fuck!!!