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Mr. Robot, Season 3

Mr. Robot (2015–19) is an American USA Network drama about a young computer programmer and hacker Elliot Alderson (Rami Malek) who suffers from social anxiety and depression and is recruited into a hacktivist group by a mysterious anarchist known as… more »

Elliot [voiceover]:
Samar is right. HR is firing someone. Me. Fuck, I can't leave the building until I get back on a machine and figure out how they're planning on getting around my patch. [aloud] Samar, I need you to distract them for me.

Samar:
Wait, what?

Elliot [voiceover, as he flees]:
Help me figure this out. Do not leave me. Stay focused.

Samar [to HR director]:
Excuse me, I had a question for you.

HR:
We're looking for Elliot Alderson. Do you know where he is?

Samar:
Oh, yeah, yeah, he's on floor eleven. You know, they have the best bathrooms, and he likes to take his morning dump around this time.

HR:
Samar, you need to be serious right now. We have talked about these micro-aggressions of yours.

Samar:
I am being serious. He told me he was crowning his whole commute.

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