Naruto: Shippūden

Naruto:
This takes me back! This place hasn't changed a bit! I'm home, everyone! Naruto Uzumaki has returned to the Hidden Leaf Village!

Sakura:
So, Naruto? Have I changed? Am I more... womanly?

Naruto:
Are you kidding? No way! You haven't changed at all! (Sakura twitches, then turns away)

Jiraiya:
You don't understand a woman's heart...

Konohamaru (After using the Sexy Jutsu):
How was that? A real drool of a ninjutsu, wasn't it?

Naruto:
Hehehe... [turns serious] Konohamaru, I'm not that scrawny little kid anymore. And you shouldn't be using jutsu like that either. It's beneath you.

Sakura:
[smiling sadly and thinking] ...Well, I'll be... it's not just the outside that's changed... I kinda missed the old Naruto, but you've turned out pretty well, haven't you? You really have become amazing... Naruto. I'm sure you've come back with a lot of great new jutsu too, right...

Naruto:
[with a comically exaggerated look of excitement on his face] Such a jutsu is now mediocre, Konohamaru! Behold! The new Harem Jutsu I've been developing! Here we goooo!

Sakura:
[smiling] Aha, new ninjutsu, you say, Harem--- Another Harem Jutsu!? [punching Naruto] YOU Dickhead!

Jiraiya:
[thinking] That hot-quick-temper and monster strength... You've raised that Tsunade Jr...