NCIS, Season 6

Abby:
Ducky!

Ducky:
Abby? Oh, how nice of you to visit.

Abby:
Oh, they gave you morphine?

Ducky:
Just a drop.

Gibbs:
Duck, can you tell me anything about the woman who attacked you?

Ducky:
My... my glasses?

[Gibbs puts them on.]

Ducky:
Oh, how nice of you to have held on to them while I went under the knife. Ironic, isn't it, that one knife should be the solution to... Mr. Palmer, would you please finish that thought for me?

Palmer:
Sure, doctor.

Ducky:
And you'll need to send for a replacement medical examiner. Uh, Jordan...

Palmer:
Dr. Hampton?

Ducky:
Yes. On my desk you'll find her number. While I myself lie here, getting much "numb-er." [chuckles] Nurse, more anesthetic, and don't spare the horses...

[Palmer looks at Abby in wonder.]

Abby:
Okay, he's zonked out of his gourd, and he's still playing with words. Impressive.