NCIS: Los Angeles, Season 2

Duane:
Is that what you call surveillance?

Deeks:
Uh, we sure as hell surveilled your FBI asses.

Carla:
You're interfering with a federal investigation.

Kensi:
Uh, our investigation, actually.

Frisbee:
We've been working this case for months.

Callen:
It is clearly time for us to take over.

Kensi:
You wouldn't have even known there was a leak if Naval Intelligence hadn't discovered it.

Carla:
Isn't that an oxymoron?

Kensi:
No. But there is a moron in all this - several, in fact.

Deeks:
Oh, snap. What? Point: Kensi. FBI serves.

Frisbee:
You've overstepped your jurisdiction. We're the senior agency here.

Callen:
Good point. But... it's best to be sure about a thing like that. I'll get Hetty in on this. (speed-dials cell phone) Hetty, this is Callen. We got a situation.

Carla:
Hetty? As in Henrietta Lange?

Kensi:
You know her?

Frisbee:
We've heard stories.

Duane:
Sounds like a whole lot of urban legend if you ask me.

Deeks:
Au contrare, mon frer. She's real. And you do not want that little chupacabra surveilling your asses.

Callen:
[hands his phone to Frisbee] She wants to talk to you.

[Deeks chuckles]

Frisbee:
This is Agent Frisbee.

Eric:
(whispering) Landon Archibald Frisbee, born in Hackensack, New Jersey.

Hetty:
Agent Landon Archibald Frisbee from Hackensack?

Frisbee:
Yes

Nell:
His wife's name's Darlene.

Hetty:
How's your wife, Darlene?

Frisbee:
She's fine.

Eric:
(whispering) Lots of late-night phone calls to this woman... Uh, Heather Teasdale. She's a recent divorcée, works in the same federal building.

Hetty:
How's Heather?

Frisbee:
(clears throat) Heather?

Hetty:
Teasdale. Oh, no. Oh, was that a secret? I'm so sorry. I think we can both agree, Agent Frisbee, that this is a matter of national security.

Frisbee:
It's "Freeze-be."

Hetty:
I would hate to have to call Bobby and complain to him about your reluctance to collaborate with us on such a serious matter.

Frisbee:
Bobby?

Hetty:
Your director!

Frisbee:
(clears throat) I don't, um... Think that'll be necessary.

Hetty:
Oh, I'm so glad to hear that. Have a wonderful day... Agent Frisbee.

Frisbee:
It's Freeze... (Hetty hangs up) (phone beeps)