Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Series 24

(Phill and James do their first intro - "Fools Gold")

Rufus:
You know something, I know who it is, I clearly know the song and I don't know the name of this Stone Roses classic, and everyone in Manchester is like (in a Mancunian accent with appropriate hand gestures) "What a fuckin' wanker! That's why we should 'ave 'im on the telly up 'ere, so then it makes EastEnders look like fuckin' Shameless!" (in his normal voice, rolling his eyes, sneering at the camera) Well that would be good for a week. Er... Oh, "Fools Gold", no? "Fools Gold"!

Terry:
Do you know? You're absolutely right! (audience applause) Here is how it should have sounded. (Fools Gold plays in)

Noel:
You got that right, but you can never gig up north again!

Rufus:
(makes a mocking crying gesture to camera) There's a group of people looking at me going (in a Mancunian accent) "But 'e's not talkin' about things at the end of my road!" (in his normal voice) If you like that, go and watch Peter Kay, he's brilliant at remembering!