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New Girl, Season 1

New Girl is an American television sitcom, which premiered on Fox on September 20, 2011. Created and written by Elizabeth Meriwether, the series follows Jess (Zooey Deschanel), an offbeat young teacher who moves into an apartment with three single m… more »

Nick:
My life's filled with regret.

Jessica:
You know, you can't just pretend like it didn't happen.

Nick:
Or I could pretend to be more like you, Jess and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Jessica:
Yeah, I think you should sing all the time.

Nick:
No, I was being mean. I'm not gonna do that.

Jessica:
Why not? It's fun.

Nick:
Because I have a penis.

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