New Girl, Season 1

New Girl is an American television sitcom, which premiered on Fox on September 20, 2011. Created and written by Elizabeth Meriwether, the series follows Jess (Zooey Deschanel), an offbeat young teacher who moves into an apartment with three single m… more »

Schmidt:
Why haven't I seen it?

Winston:
Why do you wanna see it?

Schmidt:
He's my best friend!

Winston:
Again, why do you wanna see it?

Schmidt:
What if Nick has an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured and I have to identify him, and all the remains are his private parts? I'm standing there and I'm saying: "Sorry officer, I can't help you, because, no, I haven't seen his penis", and boom, he's buried in an unmarked grave.

Winston:
Again, why do you wanna see it?

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