NewsRadio, Season 2

Dave:
I resent the hell out of having to spend the day with a man who slept with my girlfriend. I can't tell you how excruciating and uncomfortable this day has been. I mean, what kind of professor sleeps with his sophomore students?

Dr. Frank:
Well, I'm sorry, but I was going through a very strange time back then.

Dave:
Oh, yeah? Wanna talk about it?

Dr. Frank:
Not really.

Dave:
Well, you know what they say, doc: let it out or sweat it out.

Dr. Frank:
Well, I was dealing with a lot of issues.

Dave:
What kind of issues?

Dr. Frank:
[pause] Sexual addiction.

Dave:
I'm sorry, I'm from Wisconsin. Is that the same as "gettin' a lot"?

Dr. Frank:
Similar. I was out of control, totally indiscriminate - students, faculty, men, women, it didn't matter. [pause] Boy, it feels good to talk about it!

Dave:
Well, that's what I'm here for.

Dr. Frank:
You're a good listener.

Dave:
Thank you.

Dr. Frank:
And you have nice hands.

Dave:
Sorry?

Dr. Frank:
Your hands. I noticed them earlier. They're quite beautiful.

Dave:
You never really resolved the aforementioned problem, did you?

Dr. Frank:
Not really.

Dave:
Wanna talk about it?

Dr. Frank:
[whimpering] Mmm-hmm.