NewsRadio, Season 2

Bill:
I hear you're opening for the great one.

Dave:
Tell me, where do you get your misguided confidence?

Bill:
Not confidence, Dave. Experience. I have spoken in front of dozens of fraternal organizations across this great land of ours.

Dave:
Really?

Bill:
Shriners, Lions clubs, Elk lodges. It's like I'm their king or something.

Dave:
Well, well, well. A kingdom of fat men in mini cars. You must be very proud.