Night Court, Season 2

Doctor:
This doesn't sound like a simple case of indigestion to me. In my opinion, you should see a doctor right away.

Billie:
[confused] Well, you're a doctor, aren't you?

Doctor:
Gynecologist. [Dan bursts out laughing.] Come on, you people are lucky I happened to be eating in that place.

Harry:
Well, I appreciate the help, Doc, but you're a little out of your league, aren't you?

Dan:
Let's just say his league has a lower strike zone. [laughs] I'm sorry, it was so easy.

Doctor:
How often do you get these pains, Judge?

Harry:
Oh, every now and then.

Doctor:
Once a week, once a day...?

Dan:
You ought to let him know when they're five minutes apart, Harry. [laughs] This is a once in a lifetime opportunity!