Night Court, Season 3

[A hired prankster hits Dan in the face with a chocolate cream pie.]

Dan:
It was... one of you, wasn't it?

Florence:
And it was worth every penny! [laughs]

Harry:
Flo, you don't have to cover for me. I called 'em, Dan!

Christine:
Wait a minute... you two don't have to cover for me. I was the one who called!

Mac:
Uh-uh, uh-uh! It was me!

Dan:
You want the truth? It was all of you.

Harry:
...It was?

Dan:
[laughs] I knew you couldn't resist it. I knew you would want me. I made a deal with the guy out in the hall. I said if he took the money, just for one hit, and gave me the rest, I wouldn't sue him!

Mac:
You knew we all called!

Dan:
Yes, I knew! You hate me! You all hate me! Everybody hates me!

[He leans into Christine, his face still covered with chocolate cream.]

Dan:
For the first time in my life, I'm taking advantage of being me.

Christine:
[unable to look at him] You allowed yourself to be humiliated for a few hundred dollars?

Florence:
Are you crazy? He'd French-kiss a buffalo for a few hundred dollars.