Night Court, Season 4

Harry:
He saved Christine?

Bull:
It's true. If Dan hadn't been carrying this card, she wouldn't be with us today.

Harry:
[reads card] "Wanda's Whip Emporium"?

Dan:
The other side.

Harry:
Oh. [reads] "Step 1, give a swift blow to the victim's back to clear air passage. Step 2, clear the mouth of any foreign objects."

Mac:
"Step 3, loosen constrictive clothing."

[Christine looks beneath the trench coat she's wearing, and shrieks. Dan pulls her undergarments out of his pocket.]

Dan:
Better to be safe than sorry.