Night Court, Season 4

Night Court (1984–1992) is an American sitcom, airing on NBC, about the night shift of a Manhattan court, presided over by the young, unorthodox Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone. more »

Dan:
[enters courtroom angrily] You don't know what you're talking about, lady!

Alice Beeker:
Please, Mr. Fielding, it happens to a lot of men.

Dan:
Not to me, it doesn't!

Christine:
Dan, what happened?

Dan:
They rejected me.

Alice Beeker:
Many are called, but few are frozen.

Christine:
They rejected you? Why?

Alice Beeker:
His sperm is slow and immature.

Christine:
[fighting not to laugh] Oh... I'm so sorry I asked.

Dan:
That's great. Why don't you just go ahead and tell the whole world while you're at it?

Bull:
[excitedly] I'll start with the cafeteria! [runs out of the courtroom]

Harry:
Miss Beeker, is this something abnormal?

Alice Beeker:
Oh, not at all. He just doesn't fit within our semen parameters.

Harry:
Which are?

Alice Beeker:
Sixty million per cc.

Dan:
I demand a recount!

Alice Beeker:
You know Mr. Fielding your problem could be attributed to fatigue. How recent was your last sexual encounter?

Dan:
...What time is it now?

Alice Beeker:
It would be no problem to retest you. But to be sure we have an accurate result I suggest you abstain for two weeks.

Harry:
...From sex?

Christine:
...Dan?

Mac:
I got twenty, says he doesn't make it back to his car.

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