Night Court, Season 4
Dan:
[enters courtroom angrily] You don't know what you're talking about, lady!
Alice Beeker:
Please, Mr. Fielding, it happens to a lot of men.
Dan:
Not to me, it doesn't!
Christine:
Dan, what happened?
Dan:
They rejected me.
Alice Beeker:
Many are called, but few are frozen.
Christine:
They rejected you? Why?
Alice Beeker:
His sperm is slow and immature.
Christine:
[fighting not to laugh] Oh... I'm so sorry I asked.
Dan:
That's great. Why don't you just go ahead and tell the whole world while you're at it?
Bull:
[excitedly] I'll start with the cafeteria! [runs out of the courtroom]
Harry:
Miss Beeker, is this something abnormal?
Alice Beeker:
Oh, not at all. He just doesn't fit within our semen parameters.
Harry:
Which are?
Alice Beeker:
Sixty million per cc.
Dan:
I demand a recount!
Alice Beeker:
You know Mr. Fielding your problem could be attributed to fatigue. How recent was your last sexual encounter?
Dan:
...What time is it now?
Alice Beeker:
It would be no problem to retest you. But to be sure we have an accurate result I suggest you abstain for two weeks.
Harry:
...From sex?
Christine:
...Dan?
Mac:
I got twenty, says he doesn't make it back to his car.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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