Night Court, Season 5

Dan:
Mr. Shibata was caught "rolling for dollars" with these three rarely-upstanding women.

Harry:
All three? That's illegal... and quite impressive.

Dan:
When he was apprehended, he had a fifty-gallon drum of soy sauce, and they were in the middle of something called the "Sukiyaki Slam-Bam."

Christine:
Uh, sir, while neighbors and adjoining rooms did complain for over seven hours, I believe that...

Dan/Harry/Mac:
SEVEN HOURS?

[Mr. Shibata bows; Mac, Harry, and Dan all bow lower.]

Dan:
My God, man, how do you do it?

Mr. Shibata:
[thumps his chest] Every day, I swim ten miles, eat one hundred oysters, and sit in a barrel of pickle brine!

Dan:
[to stenographer] You got that? [she nods]