Night Court, Season 5

Dan:
You saved me by convincing him I was a... worthless, degenerate, piece of human... trash.

[everyone waits]

Dan:
DRINKS ARE ON ME!

Christine:
The man is proud of it.

Ernie:
Tell you one thing he's not very proud of: his name. You know he changed it?

Harry:
Oh, yeah. We met his parents, we know his name used to be Ellmore.

Ernie:
Oh, not just his last name, his first name too.

Christine:
You mean's Dan's name isn't "Dan"?

Ernie:
No, it's...

Dan:
Uh, Ernie? Pal, buddy, friend? [makes a slashing motion across his neck]

Ernie:
[smiles] ...Reinhold.

Harry/Christine/Mac:
"Reinhold"?

[N.B. Dan's real name was actually revealed in the Season 3 finale, "Hurricane:
Part 2", a reference to Reinhold Weege, the show's creator.]