Night Court, Season 7

[after the staff reads Dan's death threat, a bum walks into Harry's office, reaching into his coat]

Tony:
I'm looking for Fielding...

Dan:
IT'S HIM, HE'S GOT A GUN!

[He dives behind Harry's couch while Christine sprays the bum in the eyes]

Christine:
Eat mace, bozo!

Tony:
Ah, geez, lady, I'm a cop! [shows his badge]

Harry:
You must be Detective Giuliano. I'm Judge Stone, the lump behind the couch is Dan Fielding. Of course you already met the lovely Christine Sullivan.

Tony:
[still blinking off the mace] Charmed.

Christine:
Well, what was I supposed to think? You have... doggie doo on your shoes.

Tony:
I'm undercover, I put it there!