Night Court, Season 7

[Dan is hiding from his stalker disguised in a "borrowed" nun's outfit]

Christine:
[not seeing his face] Sister? Sister please, I have a confession to make of a personal nature.

[Dan starts to speak up, but changes his mind.]

Dan:
[high-pitched voice] Oh, well, why don't we come sit down over here, my child.

Christine:
Thank you, sister. Oh, I'm ashamed to say that I have just had an impulsive carnal liaison with a man.

Dan:
Whoo! Yes, well, my child, tell me, all about it.

Christine:
Well, the worst part is I was weak when a friend's life was in danger.

Dan:
Yes, tut-tut, now, about this liaison, um, I need details for true forgiveness.

Christine:
I don't know where to start.

Dan:
Were you naked?

Christine:
No! No. We just kissed.

Dan:
Oh, I see, my child. Did he stick his tongue down your throat?

Christine:
[perplexed] What?

Dan:
Did he make balloon animals out of your panties?

Christine:
[pulls back the wimple and sees him] DAN! [starts whaling on him] DAN FIELDING, YOU BIG PERVERT!

[she storms away]