Nip/Tuck, Season 2

Christian:
Sorry I'm late.

Principal Wentworth:
Have a seat, Mr. McNamara.

Christian:
It's Troy. Dr. Christian Troy.

Principal Wentworth:
I'm confused. I thought you were his father.

Christian:
I am. I'm his, uh, biological father.

Matt:
I have two dads.

Principal Wentworth:
Well, was there a divorce? Oh, got it. Two dads. Emily Willis has two mommies. We're seeing more and more of this.

Christian:
Matt's father is my partner, Dr. Sean McNamara.

Principal Wentworth:
I understand.

Matt:
They're not gay, Miss Wentworth. My Mom slept with Christian before she married my Dad.

Adrian:
Technically, I don't have any father figures, but Matt's living in my house and screwing my Mom, so I pretend he's my Dad.

Ava:
It's true, Miss Wentworth. Matt and I are lovers. I was his life coach.

Adrian:
You see, Matt has a problem. He's a premature ejaculator.

Principal Wentworth:
OK, enough. I deal with dysfunctional families on a daily basis. And trust me, everyone has a story, and none of you are that special.