Nip/Tuck, Season 5

Nip/Tuck (2003-2010) is a television show, airing on the FX network, about the lives of two Miami plastic surgeons, as their lives threaten to fall apart under the stress of greed, envy, lust and crime. more »

Christian:
You have a daughter? That is fantastic. What about daddy? You pull him out of the drawer for Thanksgiving to baste the turkey?

Olivia:
She was conceived in my college dorm the good, old-fashioned way by adding two hard bodies, a quart of rum and stirring.

Christian:
Very kinky. Where's papa now?

Olivia:
Where do you think? After he impregnated me, I bit off his head.

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