No Ordinary Family

Katie:
Okay, so have you ever had somebody look at you, and it's like they are looking directly into your pre-frontal cortex?

Stephanie:
Katie, you're in love.

Katie:
That's a valid diagnosis. I do have all the classic symptoms--anxiety, uneasiness, dread.

Stephanie:
Well, that's not how you're supposed to feel when you're in love.

Katie:
Well in my case, it is. Because love leads to commitment. And commitment leads to intimacy. And intimacy... has.. proven to be somewhat uncharted territory.

Stephanie:
Katie, are you saying that you're still a...?

Katie:
Yes. Okay, so back in high school, I decided that I was gonna wait for "The One," like Morpheus for Neo in The Matrix, but with sexual relations.