Only Fools and Horses, Series 7 (1990-1991)

Trigger:
Jeremy Beadle?

Boycie:
[astounded] Jeremy bloody Beadle?!?

Rodney:
Don't be stupid!

Del:
[annoyed that the host hasn't shown up] 'ere, Rodney. Now, you're trying to frighten us. Now pack it in, 'cause it won't work!

Denzil:
[throwing beermat down and standing up] Oh, that's it. I'm off.

Del:
[as he and Boycie put their hands on Denzil's shoulders and press him back down into his seat] Sit down, Denzil! [Quickly, once Denzil has sat back down] You're not going anywhere.

Denzil:
[pleading] Look, listen. I wasn't even at your school for long. My mum and dad didn't even come down to London until I was thirteen. I don't really feel I qualify as one of the old boys.

Boycie:
Did you get an invitation?

Denzil:
Yeah.

Boycie:
Then you're stayin'.

Denzil:
Well, it's just that I've got this thought going round my head.

Boycie:
Well, lend it to Trigger.

Denzil:
Say, just say, our old headmaster escaped.

[The thought slowly sinks in for everybody.]