Only Fools and Horses, Series 7 (1990-1991)

Del:
Bint!

Denzil:
[despairingly] So what do we do now? We've got six thousand gallons of...something, in the back of my van!

Trigger:
We could take it down the other council depot I used to work at.

Del:
Is it open?

Trigger:
No.

Denzil:
[angry] Well, what's the point of taking it to your depot if that's not open either?!

Trigger:
[puts his hand in his pocket] Well, it soon will be open. [takes his hand out of his pocket. A set of keys are hanging from his fingers.] I got a spare set of keys here.

Del:
[glaring at Trigger] Bloody hell!

Denzil:
[to Del] Are you sure this is all right?

Del:
[angrily] WELL, WHO CARES?!

Trigger:
[nonchalantly] Yeah, no problems. [leans forward, to look backwards] Come on, back up. You're all right behind, Denzil.

Denzil:
I mean, is it legal?!

Del:
[angrily] YES! [Denzil jumps back in his seat] JUST... HUSH UP WITH YOU, DENZIL! [faces forward; calmer] Stone me, it's bloody hot in here! I can't see the fascination with this diving lark!