Only Fools and Horses, Series 7 (1990-1991)

Mike, Boycie, Del, & Denzil:
Why ask?

Trigger:
[about a second after the others have asked] Why ask?

Boycie:
[with his cigar out of his mouth] Oh, I mean, that's women for ya, aren't they? I mean, they're a different breed. I mean, take my Marlene. She's always moaning on and on about how I don't respect her. I mean, me, don't respect me own wife? [laughs] Daft old mare. [Puts his cigar back in his mouth, has a quick drag, takes it out] I mean, I love her, don't get me wrong, but sometimes, I think getting married was the worst mistake I ever made in my life. [He and Del laugh to themselves] I sometimes think back to when we first met in Lewisham Grove. I wish I'd never ever walked into that betting shop now. [He puts his cigar back in his mouth as Del starts to look uncomfortable. Mike and Denzil stare at them.]

Trigger:
[breaking the uncomfortable silence] Oh, so you ---

Denzil:
[interrupting, knowing that Trigger is about expose Del asking out Marlene] Trigger! I've remembered something very important I meant to tell ya.

Trigger:
What's that?

Denzil:
It's gone now.

Trigger:
Oh, that's all right, Denzil. It happens to me all the time. See, I was just gonna say something important to Del, and it's gone now. [Del breathes a sigh of relief, as Trigger turns to face Mike.] So, how'd it turn out then, Mike?

Mike:
Eh?

Trigger:
Coronation Street or EastEnders?