Only Fools and Horses, Series 7 (1990-1991)

Rodney:
Cassie seemed so fragile. I wanted to cuddle her and talk to her about it - but I was frightened I might... sort of break her.

Del:
No. She's strong, Rodney. Look, it's just a dropped stitch in life's tapestry. That's what Mum used to say.

Rodney:
Yeah, I suppose that's about the strength of it when you think about it.

Del:
Of course it is. You two'll pick up the bits and pieces and be cruising down that big highway again. Cassandra wants to talk about it, she told Raquel.

Rodney:
What do I say to her?

Del:
Well, you tell her exactly what you told me - you can leave out the bit about the hairs if you like. You go home and you have a heart-to-heart with her right now. And while you're there, you ask her if she fancies coming round for dinner tonight.

Rodney:
Yeah, I'd love to Del, but there is the little matter that I'm stuck in a lift.

Del:
Oh yeah. (stands up and opens the control panel) Let's have a look in here.

Rodney:
Claustrophobia cleared up quick, didn't it?

Del:
Yeah well, got over the worst of it.

Rodney:
(stands up) Almost as quick as that flu you had this morning.

Del:
Well, these things, they come and go, don't they? Oh look, there's a little switch in here. (presses a switch, and the lift begins moving again) There you go.

Rodney:
(angry) You git! You stopped it!

Del:
(smiling) It was the only way I could get you talking! You can't run away in a broken lift.

Rodney:
You git!