Orange Is the New Black, Season 2

Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett:
How's this whole "agenda" thing work?

Carrie "Big Boo" Black:
I got a lot of those. Specify.

Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett:
The gay agenda to take over the world?

Carrie "Big Boo" Black:
Okay. First of all, keep your voice down. This shit is top secret.

Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett:
Are you gonna let all the men die out?

Carrie "Big Boo" Black:
Oh, fuck, no, we need slaves. You know, bookkeeping, janitorial, fetch and carry, that kind of shit.

Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett:
Yeah, what about for sex? 'Cause I know I like how they smell kind of funky and they're big and they have dicks and all that.

Carrie "Big Boo" Black:
Well, maybe, but when you're done, you gotta toss 'em away like trash. I mean, the whole point of this is chicks digging each other and being in charge.

Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett:
Let's say I wanna join, right?

Carrie "Big Boo" Black:
Okay, let's say that. Shh.

Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett:
Would I have to do anything disgusting against the word of God? You know? I'm talking about eating pussy, if you catch my drift.

Carrie "Big Boo" Black:
Yeah, I hear you. And that is a big part of it, I'm not gonna lie. But since you have these religious convictions, eh, we can probably give you an exemption. I mean, we're not unreasonable.