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Orange Is the New Black, Season 3

Orange Is the New Black (2013-19) is an American comedy-drama series, created by Jenji Kohan and released on Netflix, about a woman in her thirties who is sentenced to 15 months in prison after she is convicted of a decade-old crime of transporting … more »

[Lorna and Chang are doing a scene together in Berdie's improv class]

Lorna Morello:
Oh, Frankie? [makes motions] You have a phone call, Frankie! Would you...like to...take the phone? [Chang shrugs] Take the phone...

Chang:
That's not a phone.

Lorna Morello:
What is it?

Chang:
It's a dog.

Lorna Morello:
No, it's not...

Berdie Rogers:
Agree to the situation, go with it...

Lorna Morello:
But she is clear---alright, dog, my mistake, and here...is the phone!

Chang:
That's not a phone either.

Lorna Morello:
What is it?

Chang:
A DICK!

[everyone cracks up]

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