Orange Is the New Black, Season 3

[Red is translating a conversation between Healy and his wife, Katya]

Galina "Red" Reznikov:
[in Russian] All he wants is for you to be happy.

Sam Healy:
I don't know why, but we've lost the feeling we had in the beginning.

[Red translates]

Katya Healy:
[in broken English] We never have real feeling at beginning, because you're not the man you say to me on Internet. You catfish.

Sam Healy:
[confused] Catfish?

[He looks to Red, but she doesn't understand either]

Katya Healy:
[in Russian] I thought he was a real psychologist. I thought we'd go to the museums, the opera. I thought he'd be funny. He seemed funny online when he could edit himself.

Galina "Red" Reznikov:
[unimpressed] Mmmm... [Healy looks at her for a translation] Um... You're not a real psychologist. You don't go to the opera and you're not funny.

Katya Healy:
[in Russian] He yells at me.

Galina "Red" Reznikov:
And you yell.

Katya Healy:
And drool. Every morning, the sheets are soaked like a small child has peed the bed, but from his face.

Galina "Red" Reznikov:
[in English] It's... [sighs] It doesn't translate.

Sam Healy:
Look, I have not been perfect. But there's nothing wrong between us that we can't work through together.

Katya Healy:
[in English] No, it is too late. I deserve better man than you, Sam.

Galina "Red" Reznikov:
[fed up] Oh, give me a fucking break. Deserve? Deserve!? You're a mail-order bride.

Katya Healy:
I'm not a mail-order bride.

Galina "Red" Reznikov:
[in Russian] Whatever. You "made an arrangement," and he's holding up his end of it. And you're the type who wants the world to be perfect, but you're not willing to lift a finger to help it along. He's not the man you thought he'd be because the man you thought he'd be doesn't exist. This is what a good man looks like. [loudly, in English] So what if he drools a small pond? He takes care of you, doesn't he? He takes care of your mother, and he's handsome, and he's good. And at least he's fucking trying, which is a lot more than I can say for you!